10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is for fat, American losers.