10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.