10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth