10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is for loners.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from