10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Welcome to kicker school
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• im going to 2 out you to death