10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain