10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz