10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer