10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...