10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.