10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?