10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer