10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)