10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- It's Free To Fold...
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP