10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from