10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves