10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"