10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "No river, no fish."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright