10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!