10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen