10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway