10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977