10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers