10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth