10 Random Poker Quotes
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- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.