10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus