10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Welcome to kicker school
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks