10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986