10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen