10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear