10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!