10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"