10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth