10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim