10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth