10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.