10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.