10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.