10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.