10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "No river, no fish."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.