10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.