10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."