10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "No river, no fish."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters