10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "No river, no fish."