10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.