10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!