10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "No river, no fish."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack