10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls