10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."