10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth